Score: 10

"Intense..."

submission: Elephant Rave

date: June 28, 2008

Simple yet absolutely brilliant. It was a wonderful combination of randomness.

Score: 10

"Man...that's a sharp cellphone..."

submission: Pico's School Massacre

date: April 30, 2008

sliced right her neck and everything. Good job overall though. However I did think that the kids looked more like high schoolers than elementary students.

Score: 7

"I got the pm..."

submission: Final Fantasy 7 -Remnant-

date: April 5, 2008

Yeah, I think someone was tryting to do a little schmoozing with some ng users to get himself a higher rating on his flash as I got the same message:

hello dude i was recently watching a very good flash and saw one of your reviews it made me laugh so i read through them all they were all great xd! i was wondering if you would be so kind as to watch my ff7 7 flash and let me know what you think, good or bad as i respect your opinion. if you do like it as i suspect you will you could add it to the ff7 collection (lol) the link is http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /409994

But as for my review:
I thought the story lagged on after awhile and if it weren't for the subtitles I probably wouldn't have understood half of what they were saying. Animation was decent, it kind of reminded me of some old school flashes from '99 and '00. I've never been much if a final fantasy fan which is why the story didn't make much sense to me at times but I'm sure the ff gurus caught more references than I did. I give it a 7 overall.

Score: 5

"Insane in every way possible..."

submission: Fluff, But Stay

date: July 23, 2005

Holy shit!!! That wuz fuckin awesome!! I nutted in my pants twice!!! Especially at the climax of the song. Wow....goddamn, I normally don't fuck my pants, but this song just made me moist everywhere...I wuz wondering...do you suck dick for coke? Because my roomie could use some head.

I LUV YOU KANUDUH.....
Fodey Oz.....the unoriginal bastad

Score: 9

"Katy huh?"

submission: X-periment

date: November 9, 2004

Nice industrial beat. Yeah, I remember you. So, do you go to M.C. or Katy? Listen to Jafloez-resubmit, it's a guy that I went to school with freestylin about Katy and BearCreek and whatnot, tell me what you think.

Score: 10

"Mayde Creek eh?"

submission: The Innocent

date: October 12, 2004

Yeah, I went there too. Graduated in '98. I dig your stuff man. I haven't listened to all of it yet but this one's nice. The guy freestylin on mine went to M.C. too. He's a coach at Morton Ranch now. I'm a supporter of Katy talent....are you? Good luck man.